Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Children's Motto

Always help mommy and daddy out.

We will always clean our bedroom and get the best grades.

We will always go to bed on time and wake up early.

And we will always eat our veggies.

And when we grow up if we can, we will buy mommy and daddy a mansion and any other toys they want.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a car coming across.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because the light was red.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken was not in the joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Cleanup Song by David Russo

What a messy room.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I didn't make the mess.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Someone else made the mess.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I didn't track the mud into my room.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

This mess was here before I got here.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I don't know how to cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

I need help cleaning up my room.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Don't put all of your toys in your underwear draw.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

You can't put the mess under the rug.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Why do I have to make my bed if I mess it up when I go to sleep?
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

If you don't finish cleaning up, you won't go to bed.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

Wow my room is so clean, I can't find anything.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.

My room is the cleanest room in the whole world.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.
Ca Ca Ca Cleanup.