1) An old woman is at a store and says, "I told you I would be back, I am a man of my word." Then she blushed and corrected herself and said, "I am a woman of my word."
2) The other day this woman was making wise jokes to a guy. The guy said to her, "you're a wise guy", she said, "excuse me, don't you mean, I'm a wise girl." How do you change a woman into a man. Take away the "wo" and you have "man".
Interesting Fact
The letter M is in the Middle of the alphabet and “Middle” starts with the letter “M”?
A Joke
Out of chaos comes order, out of order and it does not work.
Crazy News
These kids at a lemonade stand were putting liquour in lemonade. They got shut down for not having a liquour license. Kids don’t try this at home.
Invisible Joke
Do you know who I saw yesterday? The invisible man. Do you know who I saw with the invisible man, the invisible woman. I am trying to be politically correct. Do you see my point?
Invisible Joke
Do you know who I saw yesterday? The invisible man. Do you know who I saw with the invisible man, the invisible woman. I am trying to be politically correct. Do you see my point?
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