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Now that's a cookie that won't crumble!
You're a smart cookie to have said that!
If that cookie was welathy it would be a fortune cookie!
If that cookie was a monster, it would be Cookie Monster!
And if it was wacky it would be a Kooky cookie!
And if it was famous with the first name Amos it would be a Famous Amos cookie!
And if this Famous Amos cookie were then to have a horrible scandal that would be the way the cookie crumbles!
And if David was holding the cookies it would be David's cookies.
And if it was at the Jersey Shore it would be a Snookie.
And if it was a married woman who owned a field and had cookies it would be Mrs Fields Cookies.
I don't get it.
Okay, here's an update, if Mr. Fields married a woman who was holding cookies then it would be Mrs. Fields Cookies.
No i'm still not sure i get it. Mr. Fields? Marriage? Very confusing.
Yes it can be confusing, say a woman's last name is Smiths, then she marries a guy who's last name is Fields, before when she was holding the cookies, the cookies were Ms. Smiths cookies, once she got married and is holding the cookies, her last name is now Fields and then the cookies are Mrs. Fields Cookies. Also just like the cookie business name Mrs. Fields cookies.
Ah ha!!! Got it now! Mrs. Smith's cookies! I thought Mrs. Smith was a type of apple. Still confused but I'll get it! Thanks Dave!
Your welcome Ken!