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That's the way the cookie doesn't crumble.
I'm A Tough Cookie could be the tastiest cookie ever, but we'll never know because the cookie doesn't crumble.
So sad. So true. Truly a great paradox in life that you have pointed out. Alas.....
Nobody better try and put I'm A Tough Cookie in the cookie jar or else you could end up there instead.
He's so tough, that he sells Girl Scouts.
I'm A Tough Cookie is so tough, that when he took his black belt test his instructor was too scared to spar with him.