Funny Lines

Was your day funny today?  Okay maybe today was not a funny day, but you probably had or are going to have some funny lines in your conversations.

Here are a few funny lines from my day:

I said to someone, "I have to dot my I's and cross my T's."  
He said "Why would you dot your eyes?"

Another funny line:

I said:  "I'm going to be Frank with you, well actually I'm going to be David because that is my name."